10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends


Marriage proposals are a huge deal. You are making a pre-commitment to surrender yourself to a lady for the rest of your life. It's a phase when you surrender bachelorhood for fatherhood in promising to raise children with her and remain faithful to her in all things. Since it’s such a big deal, you need to go about it the right way, which entails being original and true to yourself and knowing your bride-to-be very well, rather than a public exhibition of stupidity and all sorts of irrelevant dramas just to subject a lady to ulterior shock and perhaps, trend on social media. 

However, marriage proposal is now a form of competition where broke guys go out their ways in order to feel among, and below are the places broke guys normally propose to their girlfriends :D

1. Whatsapp 

I don't understand why a guy cannot stand in the presence of the one lady he claims to love to express his intent, rather than do it on Whatsapp of all places. This barbaric act is very common with broke guys since they cannot afford to propose to a lady at exotic places. They subscribe to Whatsapp monthly plan of 10MB and will use it to propose to their girlfriends on Whatsapp call, OLX, Facebook, Snapchat, 2go, Badoo, etc :D

2. Public Transport

It's mildly embarrassing to see guys proposing to their girlfriends in danfo buses, keke napep, BRT buses, molue. In fact, some guys are broke yet confident that they can woo and propose to a random lady on okada. This is one of the ways broke guys normally propose to ladies 
 
3. In the Bedroom 

I want us to know that it's not every guy that can afford to propose to a lady at Shoprite, Silverbird cinema or Elegushi. And as a commissioner for broke guys on social media, many will agree with me (Tosyne2much) that some of us will rather propose to our girlfriends on a low key in our one face-to-face apartment in order to avoid public mockery and embarrassment. 

4. At Beer Palour

At funny as it sounds, those who are broke and are battling with low self esteem will first get drunk at a local restaurant for morale boosting before proposing to their girlfriends. This is usually due to the fear of rejection but after gulping ten bottles of beer and two plates of nkwobi, they get drunk and begin to propose to her publicly. 

5. At the Roadside/ Bus Stop 

To some people, you will not have a successful marriage in as much as you haven't put your girlfriend on the spot by staging a drama and popping the question in front of family, friends and enemies. Some of us must have witnessed at least a guy who proposed to his girlfriend at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Iyana-Ipaja bus stop, Alaba international market, Ladipo market, etc; and other places dominated by thugs/area boys. 

6. Market Places

I know a guy in my area who got the shock of his life when his girlfriend turned down his proposal and walked out on him simply because he proposed to her in a market place. She felt embarrassed and quickly took the next available okada when her boyfriend proposed to her in a place where pepper, tomatoes, ponmo, locus beans are sold. When the guy was made the subject of laughter by people who witnessed the scenario, he told them not to blame him that he was broke and that was what he could afford to do. 

7. At People's Party 

Broke guys are naturally smart people and can steal other people's show just to create attention for themselves. Since they can't afford to make an elaborate marriage proposal, they will steal other people show by proposing to their girlfriends when they see that the places is crowded so that the attention will be diverted to them. Some of them will even take their marriage proposal pictures with Sagem or Alcatel phone :D

8. At Funeral 

As funny as it sounds, some broke guys can propose to their girlfriends where people are mourning the death of their loved one. This has once happened in Ojuelegba where a guy was beaten to pulp and handed over to the police for proposing at a funeral. 

9. At NYSC Camp

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that another place broke guys normally propose to their girlfriend is NYSC camp ground. The moment they meet their future partner in camp, they make it seem like a joke and will propose to her even though they only survive by their monthly alawi being offered by federal government. 

10. Election ground/ Polling Booth

Last year we saw the story of a guy who proposed to his girlfriend at a polling booth since that's what he can afford. This is usually common with APC supporters :D

I drop my pen at this juncture 

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10 Categories Of Ladies That Will End Up As Promiscuous Wives


One slice of reality is that ladies are becoming more promiscuous than men to the extent that many ladies now compete and have multiple sex partners as much as men.

The most surprising thing is that, some of them take pride in being promiscuous during the youthful days and when they eventually get married, they still unleash this same act of promiscuity.

Although, I totally understand that guys are not better in any way, but the rate at which female infidelity is now increasing dramatically, a recent article even advised that it's imperatively obligatory for every man to carry out a DNA on every alleged child, in order to avoid fathering another man's child(ren). While this sounds very ridiculous and may collapse a marriage, that's the height at which people no longer trust women.

Without wasting time, Tosyne2much hereby dishes out the 10 categories of ladies who are likely to become unfaithful and promiscuous wives.

1. Ladies Who Love Flashy Things

Not all ladies open their legs when being offered money except for materialistic ladies that can easily bought or lured to bed with a plate of pepper soup (isi ewu, nkwobi) and other ridiculous things. If her hubby gets into financial problem and money no longer flows like before, she will follow anything on trousers just to keep up with her flamboyant lifestyle. Ladies who are thrilled by flashy things are naturally born to be promiscuous and not marriage can change them.

2. Ladies With Friends Of Questionable Dispositions

A woman who keep irresponsible and wayward women as friends is likely to join in their acts. Though, she might be a different person but never underrated the strength of pressure group. When a woman has one or more friends who take pride in gold-digging and sleeping around for whatever reason, it's just a matter of time before she starts manifesting that same habit.

3. Female Celebrities

The recent trend of broken marriages of Nigerian actresses has become a natural phenomenon and a recurring decimal, which if not checked, could mislead many young ladies of today. Most times, some of us lay the blame for their failed marriages on the their husbands, unknown to them that many of these marriages hit the rock just because most of these actresses continue with their trashy lifestyle even after marriage. Most female celebrities marriage crash because they fail to let go their promiscuous lifestyle.

4. Feminists

In a recent article published to condemn
female promiscuity, it was so shocking that many ladies supported the idea of sleeping around and that they will do the same thing when they get married. Things have no gone worse that Nigerian ladies definition of feminism is that they also to sleep around like some men do without getting castigated, under the guise of "after all, men also cheat too"; and that's why we have high rate of divorce these days.

5. Fashion Freaks

Any lady that is so much concerned about how she wants to be the central of attraction anywhere she goes, is sexually vulnerable to any guy who gives her a servile display of exaggerated compliments or affection. Most ladies that are fashion freaks are usually very promiscuous in even in relationship or marriage.

6. Slay Queens

Most young ladies who trade their body for money or have many se× partners in their youthful days will need the intervention of T. B Joshua for them to remain faithful to their husbands, because some of them will get married and still be dressing like whores. When their hubby is far away; let's say he goes to works or travels abroad, yes! That's the perfect time to sleep around. In fact, I usually applaud men who take the risk of getting married to these ladies when they know that there's a high possibility of them reverting back to their old lives

7. Ladies That Can Be Easily Deceived

No matter how good a guy can be in sweet-talking ladies to bed, I want us to know that there are still some strong willed ladies out there who cannot be tossed around with deceitful tongue or money . Any lady that wants to live up to her friends expectations and lifestyle is not strong willed lady and can compromise her stand any time. These are ladies that will dump their husbands for ridiculous reason, leaving their children behind.

8. Party/Alcohol Freaks

An adage in Yoruba says "don't be disappointed if the woman you married at the club house leaves you for a drunkard". Some of these ladies are already used to smoking marijuana and will always do anything to satisfy their addiction. Even after marriage, they can still keep up with their bad habits

9. Ladies Whose Mothers Are Also Promiscuous

One basic that distinguishes a virtuous woman from "babes" is her upbringing. Many parents, especially mothers, are not helping matters as they also live promiscuous life by cheating on their husbands and will rub it to their daughter's face, which sometimes make these ladies emulate their mother's lifestyle.

10. Deceitful Ladies

Another categories of ladies that will be promiscuous after marriage are keep their past from their partner just to look decent.
These are people that will lie that they were deflowered in 1985 and have been sexually inactive since then. Any relationship built on lies and deceit will end the same way. Those have something up their sleeves but keep it secret in order to look decent are usually promiscuous women.




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10 Categories Of People That Will Never Fall During Anointing


Falling under the anointing involves the submission of a spirit to a higher vessel. In this process, some people have very strong and non-receptive spirit, while some may not.

During deliverance or anointing service, the pastor evidently lays lands on members of the congregation for healing, casting or binding, and you see people fall to the ground unconsciously.

If you're very observant like Tosyne2much, you must have observed that there are people who will never fall under the anointing no matter how powerful a pastor can be, and below are these categories of people.

1.Photographers 

This has been a question on the mind of  everyone why photographers are not susceptible to the manifestation of the Holy Spirit during anointing service. These people will always hold firmly unto their cameras and will keep taking shots without any fear or panic. So, even if the pastor blows wind or tsunami right from the pulpit and then everyone falls, the photographers will surely remain gallant, unaffected and will keep doing their jobs :D

2. Cameramen

Whenever you watch a broadcast of any Christian crusade, the cameramen will be the least people that will fall under the anointing, even when the pastor commands the Holy Spirit and it pushes everyone down in the congregation. The cameramen are usually immune to the Holy Spirit and may even be laughing at those victims.

3. Instrumentalists

Instrumentalists are the people that will keep on playing solemn songs (hymns) to keep people in the spirit during this session. They are usually distracted by their instruments, but you and the Holy Spirit requires calmness and quietness of heart that is focused on him. Dem no go ever fall lai lai

4. Atheists

I believe we all know that there are still sizable number of people who don't believe in the existence God yet they attend church programmes for one reason or the other. I guess the reason why these ones don't fall is due to the fact they feel those who fall are only pretenders or paid to do so, therefore, their doubtful minds programmed towards resist anointing will never make them fall.

5. Church Guards

Even if anointing comes raining like fire, the church guards will surely remain gallant without any fear or panic. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that the church guards will be in the church auditorium unconcerned and unaffected.

6. Phone charging addicts

These are people who come to church just to charge their phones. They are usually restless and will be going to check their phones by regular intervals. During anointing, if the pastor asks everyone to be praying profusely and be expectant, these people will always disobey protocols and will find a way to open their eyes to check the battery percentage of their phones. In fact, some of them go sit down for one corner whastapping and Facebooking.
Even if anointing rain fire, e no consign them because they're not in the spirit.

7. Ushers

Everyone should have also noticed that users too hardly fall during anointing. Maybe it's because they always have diverted attention as a result of their spiritual alertness to guide possessed members from disorganizing the church when anointing fall on them.

8. Big Boys/ Girls

These are big boys and ladies with starched boxers and bras. Just because they feel it will be a thing of embarrassment to fall to the ground while their crush are, looking at them, they hold their legs firmly to the ground, dragging with the pastor even if the pastor wrestles to push them down.

9. Non hypocrites

If really, you are to fall by God's Spirit, you will just find yourself on the ground without knowing when and how. The pastor doesn't need to touch you or wrestle with you before you fall. There are people who are true to themselves, unlike some people who consciously fall just because other people are falling and they don't want to be left out. The non hypocrites don't see the need to fall just because they want to fake it.

10. Ministers

Since they are the ones to carry out the anointing exercise, you don't expect them to fall nah, except in rare occasions.

I drop my pen at this juncture

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10 Categories Of Ladies That Don't Deserve Rich Men As Husbands



While this write-up comes like the rattle of a gun, it's pertinent to know that it's a common notion in our milieu that girls fall for money instead of the person, and I'm sorry for breaking it out to you that the reasoning is flawed in every aspect.

Although, to live comfortably, it’s perfectly natural for a woman to check and consider financial wellness before going into a relationship with a man, because, together, they can afford to live a better and quality life. However, if a woman desires her man to have money, it doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s a gold digger, but it's only disastrous when ladies rush go into relationship for the wrong reasons and when these reasons do not suffice, things may take an ugly turn.

But, despite ladies' unremitting pursuit for wealthy/rich men, and how shallow it might seem for a lady to throw yourself at these men, has a lady ever asked herself if she truly deserves these men?

In as much as this is not aimed at bashing anyone, I'm going to point out the categories of ladies that don't deserve rich men as husbands.

1. Fairy Tales Ladies 

Make things sha happen na wetin dey sweet these ones pass. These are ladies that easily fall for liars and any man with sugarcoated mouth. Just make empty promises of taking them to Dubai or promise them imaginary money to start up business and watch them wave goodbye to their boyfriends, and by the time the these come back to their senses and returned back to the ladies that stood by them during trying times, they return back to their boyfriends whom they had earlier neglected just to reap where they did not sow. Permit me to say that any lady that is not ready to strive with any man to attain greatness but only want to reap where she did not sow is nothing but a leech, and the best way to treat people like that is to chase them away with cutlass.

2. Ladies without Career/Business Goals

In this state of economy quagmire, young men need to align themselves with ladies that are career and business oriented, or ladies who also strive towards achieving the similar goals with them, otherwise, the man has little chances of having financial breakthrough due to top much burden. These days, all we see are ladies who have no dreams, goals, talents or visions but are usually the ones that express their love for already made men and their disgust for broke guys, especially on social media. Ladies who have no ambition of also striving towards making money don't deserve any rich man as husband because you can't give what you don't have.

3. Daft/Unintelligent ladies

No matter how rich a man can be, these ladies will end up using their daftness to revert a man back to the state of poverty. Though, some of them can be very pretty but do not be deceived by their beauty because some of them demand too much just because they feel they're pretty. Their only priority in life is to fight for a car front seat with their brother-in-law; how to enlarge their butts and bosoms, how to look spotless and stunning. Have you ever tried asking them what they can deposit into the man's life to make him a better person, and they will tell you they will pay him back with mind blowing sex and suicidal positions in bed. How can you need a rich guy when you are not bright?

4. Good Diggers/Materialistic Ladies 

When you have the privilege to meet a good woman, I mean a very "good lady", her interest in you rapidly diminishes the moment you start talking about your car, house and financial standing in a bid to impress her. Even if you're broke, a woman of virtue will devise means and strategies to help achieve your goals and aspirations in life because she sees future in you, and she'll stand by you through difficult times. But this is completely a different thing for materialistic and gold digging ladies. A gold digger doesn’t care about building your financial life; her love for luxury and material items would overshadow the need to care about your financial base. She isn’t the type that would encourage you to save, instead she will cause your expenditure to be extremely high. The most barbaric is meeting a lady barely a week and she's beginning to tell you how she hasn't fed for months and how she needs money for her upkeep. If Dangote had settled down with such a lady as a wife, I don't think he would be in the leagues of billionaires today.

5. Lazy Girls

Just because our religious and traditional laws have made men the breadwinner of the family, ladies are becoming lazy/ unproductive day and day. This is due to the fact that some of them were brought up by their parents that men should be responsible for cleaning up their poo and wiping of their ass when the need arises. Just as it's said that there's no food for a lazy man, I believe this assertion is equally applicable to women too. Of all the verses in the Bible, the only one these ladies are very familiar with, is the one that justifies their laziness "a man that can't provide for his family is worth than an infidel". These are the same ladies who are quick to say "go and make money before you woo me" even if though they've not returned the N100 they borrowed from MTN for the past two months. These categories of ladies don't deserve rich men as husbands, because, any man that considers a lazy/unproductive woman as a wife is only putting his roof on fire.

6. Slay Queens

In a quest to live luxurious life, young ladies are becoming more promiscuous, with more sexual partners than men. By the age of 21, some of them have had sex with an average of nine lovers (twice more than their male partner) just because of their excessive desire for money. And a quarter have slept with more than ten partners in the five years after losing their virginity, and this scares the hell out of me to have a female child. These are ladies that are tantamount to nothing but want the world to be awarded to them because they think they've got an enterprise between their legs. It's very astonishing that these ladies usually fall into the hands of ignorant rich men while the reserved and conservative ladies can't even find husbands. Marry them and they will leave you when money no longer flows

7. Stingy Ladies 

It's very horrifying that some ladies will still look for every little opportunity to extort money from you even if they earn twice than you do. Some of them will have airtime on their phones and still be flashing you incessantly to call them back. They find it very hard to shop or buy stuffs with their own money, unless a guy is paying for them. They are only concerned about their insatiable desires but not how to better a man's life. In fact, I have heard a lady saying she has never and will never buy a phone with her money, not when she has suitors, and I (Tosyne2much) wept for those gullible brothers who fall into the hands of these women. This is such a bad and horrible trait in a woman, considering the fact that this height of stinginess will only make you remain in one spot. Funny enough, these are ladies that chase after rich men even though they don't deserve these men.

8. Petenders/Deceitful Ladies 

Courtship is filled with lots of conceit, deceit and pretense these days. Some ladies are just very bad but they want to get engaged and marry. They know any sane man will not  settle down with them with their bad attitude, so guess what? They decide to pretend to be a better person, just to be able to attract and fool that partner, and after marriage, there's no reason to keep on playing the expensive hide and seek again, therefore, they unleash their true nature. Every financially stable guy should be sensitive enough and watch out for these signs while courting. Don't dismiss it as a mistake, but go for a better woman.

9. Fetish/Over Posessive Ladies 

The rate at which young girls patronize herbalists these days is very appalling just because they want to dominate a man's life. We've seen fetish women who separated their husbands from siblings and parents while we've also seen extremely desperate ladies who killed their husbands at the expense of his properties. Even if you're rich and you notice this irrational trait of  in a lady, it's better you take a dash before you put upon yourself, calamity.

10. Gluttons 

When you take a lady on a date and she brings gang of friends along in a bid to "eat your money", or you go on a date with a lady and she begins to feed as if there's famine in the land, don't you ever think it's no big deal because money is not your problem. The truth of the matter is that it's a warning sign of danger that people don't pay attention to.

I repeat! This is not to bash anybody but to spill out the bitter truth

I hope this makes sense?

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Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships with Broke Guys


MMost ladies don't want to date broke guys not because they have nothing to offer financially, but because dealing with broke guys requires strategies, patience, endurance and perseverance. To have a very good relationship with broke guys, ladies need to take caution of some things summarized below. 

Without wasting time, below are the ways to keep peaceful relationships with broke guys.

1. Don't ask Him for a Kobo 

Nigerian men are quick to insult and ridicule any girl that talks about money in a relationship. Asking a broke guy for money is not a good idea because a little amount of money will likely cause fight between you two. Imagine asking your broke boyfriend to at least present himself in a wealthy way to impress your female friends, by buying provision or something for them. He will feel unhappy and may tag you an evil person. Since broke guys know that most ladies are only in for material things, they seek out for ladies who will accept them for who they are, and will never ask them for kobo. In fact, the best way to be in a peaceful relationship with a broke due is to avoid asking him for money no matter how much you need it. (not even N100 recharge card)

2. Never Deny Him Se×

Most broke guys are naturally temperamental people and are quick to resort to violence especially when a woman denies them se×. Denying them se× is just like you're bruising their ego because of their financial status. When your female friends are going places with their rich boyfriends, you are just there lying on his bed staring at each other’s faces in his bakery-like heated room. Denying him se× at this point is very dangerous as it can result to physical combat or capital punishment. We have heard stories of guys who used koboko on their girlfriends just because of se×. cheesy

3. Never bring a Friend along on a date 

Nothing is as disastrous as dating a guy who is broke and at the same time, stingy. These are guys who will take a lady on a date and will be the ones to order on her behalf without even asking her. These are guys who will take a lady to Mr. Biggs and will order gala and kunu for her just to avoid spending unnecessarily. Imagine bringing your friend along with you on a date when your broke boyfriend has already budgeted N1, 000 for the two of you. He will find this very ridiculous because it's like you want to put him to shame in the presence of your friend.

4. Never Argue with Him 

Broke guys like me (Tosyne2much) normally demand total submissiveness and high level of respect even more than rich guys that can afford to buy expensive things for their girlfriends. The best a lady can do is to avoid arguing with them even if you're right and there wrong. Even if your broke boyfriend says Taribo West is the president of Zimbabwe, never argue with him if you don't want him to feel he knows nothing because he isn't financially upright. Always try to accord him with the respect he doesn't even deserve and watch him treat you like the queen of England.

5. Appreciate any little thing He does 

Showing mind of appreciation for every little things he does is one of the ways to have a peaceful relationship with a broke guy. Even if he buys you a cabin biscuit on your birthday, kind appreciate it and don't hesitate to eat it in his presence. If possible, lick your fingers after eating it just to show you appreciate it, otherwise, this will make him feel you're not appreciative in nature.

6. Avoid talking about Valentine 

What broke guy hate the most is for ladies to think they aren't capable of taking care of their responsibility. When valentine is approaching, avoid talking about the gift he's going to get for you or where he's taking you to. Majority of broke guys like me quickly loose interest in a woman who talks about valentine.

7. Avoid keeping Wealthy Guys as Friends 

If you want the best for yourself, ensure you avoid keeping financially buoyant men as friends otherwise he will begin to feel insecure about his possibility of loosing you to them. This is because he gets so jealous mere seeing you talking to a guy who owns a car or dresses expensively. As funny as it sounds, keeping broke men as friends is even better so that they won't feel intimidated.

8. Buy Him Gifts 

He might not be used to the idea of gifts and giving without any occasion to. So on a good day, go shopping, buy something cheap, give it to him. With time he'll learn to do the same, out of shame, guilt or whatever. If possible, go to the market and use your money to buy food stuffs and cook delicacies for him

9. Hype Him in the presence of your Friends 

Your friends may not respect him by the time they get to know about his financial incapacitation, the respect will just not be there anymore. The best thing to do is to always hype him and heap praises on him in the presence of your friends. Talk about how he's the best man you've ever come across and his self esteem will elevate

10. Avoid passwording your phone 

Locking your phone will make him feel you're cheating on him and that you don't want him to suspect. Even if you lock your phone, never hesitate to let him know your password if you don't want him nag you to death.

I drop my pen at this juncture cool

Feel free to add yours 

Written by: Tosyne2much
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10 Signs Your Friends Are "Enemies Of Progress"


Many of us find ourselves in the middle of friends who don't wish us well, or let me say that many of us have, at a point, had friends  who expect to be included in every single outing; friends who take over the story you have been telling somebody else just to receive praises; friends who are envious of your success and will silently try to bring you down; or friends who try to dominate you every second of your life.

Without wasting time, below are the signs that your friends are enemies of
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